화요일, 10월 11, 2005
A New Way to Measure The Length of Your Erected Dick!Yea yea yea... for once everybody now knows that Xiaxue has came out with an idea of measuring the length of one's dick in one of her classics. However, in my opinion, her theory isn't very useful; sorta confusing too! Furthermore, it's inaccurate.
Let me introduce you a new theory of measuring the length of your dick. Not just the length, but rather, the length of your dick when it's erected. Thankfully, there're pictures to aid you in your experiments. So, you outta thank me first!
For once we know that scolding someone using the middle finger is offensive. Why is it? Because it resembles a dick. It is as good as scolding someone
Lan Jiao (Dialect meaning: 'Dick') or in the international Language,
Fuck You. Hence, this theory made use of the middle finger as the source for measurement due to its long vulgar heritage.
1. Pull back your middle finger and stretch it to the very end of your palm. Stop at that spot once you've reached your maximum stretch.
2. Use your other thumb as a mark at the spot of your palm where the tip of your middle finger is. Press it hard so you'll know exactly the spot. And don't lose that mark otherwise you may have to start all over!
3. Now slowly open up your palm and release your middle finger from the spot, while your other thumb is still marking the same spot. Use your index finger to touch the end tip of your middle finger as shown in the picture above.
4. Take away your palm leaving behind just your other thumb and index finger. Now you get what I mean... that will be the length of your dick when it's erected!
WHAT??!!! I can't believe I'm such a HORSE!!!
Thanks for your time.
Just my 50 cents.. *shrugs*